return my video game
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I want to be your penis for a week.
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