haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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