let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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