And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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