my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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