I want to make a zoo with you.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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