Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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