you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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