i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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