My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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