Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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