Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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