the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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