you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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