god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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