I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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