this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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