I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Randomize
