How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...