I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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