question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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