That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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