I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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