"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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