I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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