she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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