ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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