I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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