Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I smell like Dick and happiness
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