I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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