We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I need to calm my uterus...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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