honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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