It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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