We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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