cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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