you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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