he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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