oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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