The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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