I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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