At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
worst night to have a conscience
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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