I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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