Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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