You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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