If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The feeling are messing with the penis
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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