too bad you live with your parents still
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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