Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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