I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
