Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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