I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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