we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Drake has all the answers
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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