the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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