I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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