My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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