Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
