Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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